<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150</id><updated>2009-12-27T07:17:30.805-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Reality No-Show</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default?orderby=updated'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;orderby=updated'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>300</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-195815076294150568</id><published>2009-12-12T12:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T12:26:20.237-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Fox and Fawn auctions ending Tuesday!</title><summary type='text'>Oy vey...I don't want to model ever again!Wool Rachel Comey moto style jacket size MYSL Boots size 39.51970s green corduroy jumpsuitJudi Rosen grey acid wash cigarette jeans size SGoth bell-sleeve ruffle top size S/MBetseyville by Betsey Johnson patent wedges with green zipper trim size 8.5Jill Stuart beaded soiree dress size 8, NWTLeopard in the jungle print harem pants size XSEarly 60's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/195815076294150568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=195815076294150568&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/195815076294150568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/195815076294150568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/12/fox-and-fawn-auctions-ending-tuesday.html' title='Fox and Fawn auctions ending Tuesday!'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5938602159751503132</id><published>2009-12-02T17:49:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T17:54:07.465-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dudes of Wrath'/><title type='text'>The greatest thought train</title><summary type='text'>So my friend Don Stahl posted something about pudding on Twitter.  It made me think of Barry and Levon on the state and them having a bunch of pudding in the trunk of their car.  Alas, all I could find was the $240 worth of pudding sketch when I looked up "Barry and Levon state pudding" on Youtube.  So I expanded my search to just "Barry and Levon" and...fuck...the greatest thing ever happened:I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5938602159751503132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5938602159751503132&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5938602159751503132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5938602159751503132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/12/greatest-thought-train.html' title='The greatest thought train'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-284029680483711876</id><published>2009-12-02T14:06:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T14:11:36.361-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Munch a bunch'/><title type='text'>ESL selling points</title><summary type='text'>"an ingenious herd of charcoal fire"I did a reading of this menu, complete with "soute spinach" and "mashroom salad" to an amused crowd of San Franciso-based house guests.  Sean and I share a theory that lost in translation menus tend to have better and more authentic ethnic foods.  When I ventured to actually eat at the newly opened Kestane Kebab on Nassau Ave in Greenpoint I was sorely </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/284029680483711876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=284029680483711876&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/284029680483711876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/284029680483711876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/12/esl-selling-points.html' title='ESL selling points'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5413995769195000988</id><published>2009-11-28T14:09:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-28T14:16:51.541-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bitching is my birthright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Hidden ASSets (yeah, it's that kind of pun)</title><summary type='text'>I learned something during the two and a half years I worked as a shop girl at Barneys New York, fashion trends are dictated by the bodies and neurosises of middle-aged white woman.  Everything on the sales floor was designed to hide a bulging belly and a flat ass and compliment the legs and occasionally the bust.  There are two body types that seem to pervail among that consumer set, one is that</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5413995769195000988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5413995769195000988&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5413995769195000988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5413995769195000988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/hidden-assets-yeah-its-that-kind-of-pun.html' title='Hidden ASSets (yeah, it&apos;s that kind of pun)'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8086846651269803834</id><published>2009-11-10T15:54:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T16:06:57.382-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justification 101'/><title type='text'>Closet Rocks</title><summary type='text'>aka another "Fuck you, buy me" post regarding Ebay.I've got another post up on the Vice blog:entitled Closet RocksIt's what is most likely going to be the first of several Ebay posts.  Essentially I am sick of blogs like Refinery29 posting Ebay scores that aren't deals and frankly are kind of lame in the realm of what I'd call I "score."If you've spent about five minutes reading this blog you'd </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2009/11/10/closet-rocks/' title='Closet Rocks'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8086846651269803834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8086846651269803834&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8086846651269803834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8086846651269803834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/closet-rocks.html' title='Closet Rocks'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-850483459392517403</id><published>2009-11-05T18:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T19:14:55.128-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>On the subject of epiphanies</title><summary type='text'>So my long lost (as in I haven't seen her since she rode through Nebraska with Kevin) buddy Elizabeth aka White Lightning posted an admission that she had a boner for Chad from Million Dollar Listing and I have to admit that as far as gross tv fantasies that's just beyond me.However, in the sake of fairness (and since this blog used to deal with my obsession with bad reality tv pretty regularly) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/850483459392517403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=850483459392517403&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/850483459392517403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/850483459392517403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/11/on-subject-of-epiphanies.html' title='On the subject of epiphanies'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4075663923172291243</id><published>2009-10-31T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-31T17:29:47.974-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>Convent Party</title><summary type='text'>So I told the Vice readership all about the fun and crazy performance I was in last weekend at the St. Cecilia convent in Greenpoint. The performance at the convent was a great success and a total blast.  Things got a little sloppy at the second performance at the Legion but everyone had a blast and if nothing else we confused the hell out of a lot of people.I didn't get any pics of the actual </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4075663923172291243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4075663923172291243&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4075663923172291243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4075663923172291243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/convent-party.html' title='Convent Party'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-4582407367687405371</id><published>2009-10-28T15:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T15:11:39.998-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><title type='text'>A Question</title><summary type='text'>Who advertises their nanny services atop a gravestone?Well apparently someone on Graham Avenue does because this sign in the the window of the monument shop near Metropolitain.  The grave makers also sell fresh bakery goods.  For some reason buying bread from a gravestone purveyor seems unseemly, but maybe that's just me.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/4582407367687405371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=4582407367687405371&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582407367687405371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/4582407367687405371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/question.html' title='A Question'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5093051896366858178</id><published>2009-10-23T20:24:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T20:25:50.167-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Know Nothing About Art'/><title type='text'>If you've got nothing to do</title><summary type='text'>then come to this!If you've got something to do, ditch your plans and come anyway!!!Exquisite Nun Corpse aka Say Yes to Life</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5093051896366858178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5093051896366858178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5093051896366858178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5093051896366858178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/if-youve-got-nothing-to-do.html' title='If you&apos;ve got nothing to do'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3951339007564935830</id><published>2009-10-16T16:44:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T16:47:35.707-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Two more things</title><summary type='text'>Ryan Turner's Outcast collection dropped @ Urban Outfitters.I blogged about it for Vice You Don't Have to Slam Junk to Wear LeatherI'm sick.  And Europa is having an inspection so the downstairs will be closed so I won't be DJing the Saint Vitus show tonight, but of course I'm still dragging my half dead ass there.  Can't be missed!Check out my write-up at Vice as well (yes, yes I know, I need </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3951339007564935830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3951339007564935830&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3951339007564935830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3951339007564935830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-more-things.html' title='Two more things'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-5016677468335284640</id><published>2009-10-13T12:51:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T12:56:58.322-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Serious bangage</title><summary type='text'>A few things of note happening this upcoming weekend:1. Saint Vitus @ Europa.  I am DJing downstairs but my Ipod will take over during Saint Vitus's set for obvious reasons.  If you come buy all your beers at Europa's downstairs bar so I can make tons of money for going to see a band I love (seriously, DJing shows is the best gig ever.  Vice once paid Omid and me $150 to play songs between </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/5016677468335284640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=5016677468335284640&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5016677468335284640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/5016677468335284640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/serious-bangage.html' title='Serious bangage'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1120126547635969237</id><published>2009-10-06T15:04:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T15:19:08.293-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><title type='text'>Cult of Youth TOUR DATES!</title><summary type='text'>So my magical boyfriend Sean is touring with his band Cult of Youth.  You should go see them if you are in any of these cities.  They are amazing (and I'm not just saying that because of Sean!)Plus they are touring with Baltimore's Death Domain (ex-SIDS)================================================================Friday October 9, 2009:Cult of YouthDeath DomainMean MuggerInvisible CrackDJ </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1120126547635969237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1120126547635969237&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1120126547635969237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1120126547635969237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/cult-of-youth-tour-dates.html' title='Cult of Youth TOUR DATES!'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2171063908926707509</id><published>2009-10-06T14:13:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T14:19:01.527-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Blogging about blogging on another blog</title><summary type='text'>Ouch, I know.  I am the anti-poacher too.  Maybe it's a sensitivity to fashion blogs that are merely repostings of other fashion blogs or just image selections.  I'm a grump, a writer.  Not that my posts on here seem to consist of anything aside from links to my Vice posts.  What can I say?  Now that I'm quasi-professional I give them a lot of the goods.  But even more, I can't say that I would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2171063908926707509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2171063908926707509&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2171063908926707509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2171063908926707509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/10/blogging-about-blogging-on-another-blog.html' title='Blogging about blogging on another blog'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-8301794055181449434</id><published>2009-09-25T17:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T18:07:32.174-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Samantha Pleet Redux</title><summary type='text'>I wrote a fairly detailed behind-the-scenes post about the Samantha Pleet presentation over on the Vice Blog but I took too many pictures for just one post.  I avoided including too many photos of the lovely Louise and Angela because of another behind-the-scenes that will be posted as soon as Angela finishes the Cheek-ie lookbook.  Louise was one of the lovely models and I got the most power </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/8301794055181449434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=8301794055181449434&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8301794055181449434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/8301794055181449434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/samantha-pleet-redux.html' title='Samantha Pleet Redux'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6824945302069952934</id><published>2009-09-15T12:51:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T13:39:27.448-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valedictorian of Nerd High'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><title type='text'>I Lost My Time in a Magic Vortex</title><summary type='text'>Facebook is going to be the death of me.  Now that I've expanded beyond simple social networking and begun playing Dungeon &amp; Dragons: Tiny Adventures.  It's been going non-stop for a few days now.  I got my boyfriend hooked too.  Now we're spending our evening's buffing each other's characters from different computers in the same house.  It's bad.  I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an awesome </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6824945302069952934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6824945302069952934&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6824945302069952934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6824945302069952934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/seriously-derailed.html' title='I Lost My Time in a Magic Vortex'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1012328171046739850</id><published>2009-09-11T16:24:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T16:30:40.150-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth is a Verb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>Odyn Vovk up on Vice!</title><summary type='text'>The behind-the-scenes rundown of the Odyn Vovk show is posted up on Vice.  Click here to check it out, there are tons of pics too!I didn't get any pics at the afterparty because I was too busy DJing, my camera was almost dead, and everyone fucking hung out in the back yard where I couldn't go because I was tied to the decks!  Bummer.  Still it was a blast.  Playing Immortal and Mayhem at Sweet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1012328171046739850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1012328171046739850&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1012328171046739850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1012328171046739850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/odyn-vovk-up-on-vice.html' title='Odyn Vovk up on Vice!'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-974422836686017204</id><published>2009-09-11T02:01:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T02:25:41.040-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Warehouse of Horrors</title><summary type='text'>So I meant to post this last week.  I wrote it for the Vice Blog but we didn't have time to post it before the sale ended (for some reason people don't work on Labor Day...weird.)  I thought all was lost in the holiday time crunch until I remembered, oh yeah, wait, I have my own blog that I neglect and I can post things on it...doy. I recently bad-mouthed the Barneys Warehouse sale.  Well time to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/974422836686017204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=974422836686017204&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/974422836686017204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/974422836686017204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/warehouse-of-horrors.html' title='Warehouse of Horrors'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-7581160024555937689</id><published>2009-09-04T17:37:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T17:48:54.732-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flickr Flexing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Jersey Shore!</title><summary type='text'>Glen, Audrey and I went down to the Jersey Shore and had a basically awesome time.  I had to get back to work so I missed out on a mushroom enhanced bike ride and potential karaoke but we did hit the strip and shopped our butts off.  It's discount heaven with a lot of tie-dye thrown in.I wrote about it for the Vice Blog, so click here for the full run down.Aside from shopping we spent a couple of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/7581160024555937689/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=7581160024555937689&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7581160024555937689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/7581160024555937689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/jersey-shore.html' title='Jersey Shore!'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2138057408010543585</id><published>2009-09-01T16:16:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T16:31:34.067-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heavy Metal for Breakfast'/><title type='text'>ODYN VOVK</title><summary type='text'>Ahh, black metal and fashion, the two have flirted, well maybe the flirtation is a little one-sided.  For every designer or stylist who has done a black metal inspired line/shoot/runway show I don't think there has been any album dedications in return.  But the grim gotta wear something and occasionally the grim just happened to be inspired menswear designers like Austin Sherbanenko.This season's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2138057408010543585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2138057408010543585&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2138057408010543585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2138057408010543585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/09/odyn-vovk.html' title='ODYN VOVK'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-3585725082014407469</id><published>2009-08-21T19:53:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T20:01:18.368-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Store whoring</title><summary type='text'>I started a blog for Fox and Fawn.  It's good great fun.  I just yammer away about all the amazing things we have in the store that I think you should buy.  Basically half of the time I'm probably going to be shouting, "TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I TAKE IT HOME!"  It's one hell of a struggle, letting things sell.  This is a business though, not my personal closet, but sometimes it's tough.Not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/3585725082014407469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=3585725082014407469&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3585725082014407469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/3585725082014407469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/store-whoring.html' title='Store whoring'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6293921791854385402</id><published>2009-08-07T18:17:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T18:19:31.593-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cross-bloggination'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hatredy'/><title type='text'>I met Boyd Rice</title><summary type='text'>and he was very nice...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6293921791854385402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6293921791854385402&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6293921791854385402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6293921791854385402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-met-boyd-rice.html' title='I met Boyd Rice'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-2877923318873104985</id><published>2009-08-05T12:29:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T12:53:12.183-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tour Bus Bus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Best text ever...</title><summary type='text'>From Sam Jayne"Hey love as laughter alumni and heavy hitters there is a show in portland sep 20.  Isaac is flying us out its the gp showcase for northwest music fest at crystal ballsroom and its gonna be huge.  We can use MM double drums and percussion.  We just have to find places to tay, i can help with that.  Whos in?"Translation:Isaac Brock is flying a bunch of us out for the Glacial Pace </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/2877923318873104985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=2877923318873104985&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2877923318873104985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/2877923318873104985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/best-text-ever.html' title='Best text ever...'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-1621962810809016712</id><published>2009-08-01T13:20:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-01T14:02:28.640-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easier Listening'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Road Warrior'/><title type='text'>Highway Kind</title><summary type='text'>Watched Be Here to Love Me for the first time last night.  The doc was so-so, still heartbreaking, but not the greatest film.  But the quality of the storytelling doesn't really matter, I love Townes Van Zandt so much that any further glimpses into his story bring me joy.  Nothing beats his scenes in Heartworn Highway, though.  However, getting to see that much Guy Clark made me so happy.  In my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/1621962810809016712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=1621962810809016712&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1621962810809016712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/1621962810809016712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/highway-kind.html' title='Highway Kind'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-127414830208427531</id><published>2009-07-31T13:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T13:34:46.271-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality No-Show'/><title type='text'>Paging Val Kilmer</title><summary type='text'>Wow, Donatella, who knew...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/127414830208427531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=127414830208427531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/127414830208427531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/127414830208427531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/paging-val-kilmer.html' title='Paging Val Kilmer'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8414421912221158150.post-6448578478913532531</id><published>2009-07-28T13:59:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T14:02:10.460-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Threadbangers Ball'/><title type='text'>Fox and Fawn Ebay bound</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to my first foray into Ebay.  I have a feeling I migth be kind of bad at this.  We need a model who can come in guaranteed twice a month and will let us use her face who is around 5'6" and a size small (not too scrawny, I hate emaciated Ebay models.)  Even though we have no shortage of beautiful friends it's a hard thing to figure.  Marissa and I are way too awkward in front of the camera</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/feeds/6448578478913532531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8414421912221158150&amp;postID=6448578478913532531&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6448578478913532531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8414421912221158150/posts/default/6448578478913532531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitynoshow.blogspot.com/2009/07/fox-and-fawn-ebay-bound.html' title='Fox and Fawn Ebay bound'/><author><name>Battle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00028679645166778711</uri><email>BeverlyHames@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05715513579615721105'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry></feed>