I am really nervous

These things come in threes...



SAVE EDDIE!!!

Rock of Love...No no no no shame

Seriously, Bret Michaels...I understand that you have to keep the scary French tranny for ratings because she's hilarious and I support you in that, but why the hell did you go with the chick who looks like Cojo...eew!!!



See it? Uncanny...



Although Cojo is actually suffering from a kidney disorder and now looks like this:

Working Girl

Officially called it quits at Barneys. My last day is Wednesday. I thought about trying establish myself as a paparazzi plant instore. I would love to be the nameless "source" in Star Magazine, totally selling out every discount celebrity that shops there, but alas, there aren't any celebs at all, no one even staging a photo op. Since J Lo browsed through the kids' section last month without buying anything the store has been a ghost town. It's been dead everywhere retailwise. Things only sold at final markdown (75% off) and I doubt spring is going to be strong.

It's amazing how tightly you feel the economy's squeeze when you are a shopgirl. You are completely dependent on people buying things they do not need. More and more people are making electronics a priority instead of clothing. I am sure The Gap is going to hurt a hell of a lot more than Sony. My soon to be former coworkers have a look of fear in their eyes and I am so glad I am getting out. Production feels safer, although not by much.

Ultra Wizard Smoke and Black Metal Ringtones

Wow, targeted advertising is starting to freak me out on MySpace.

"Blow a Smoke Ring to the Stars Align Spirit with Higher Energies"

I'll buy that. Seriously, I will.

WACKEN

Who wants to go? The Wacken Festival lives forever in my YouTube dreams...