This is what happened:
The dudes had too much whiskey after their work was done (around 6 am.) A leftover Halloween pumpkin was slaughtered. First it was shanked. Then Glen got the machete. Then Dan got ahold of the machete. Then Dan wouldn't let go of the machete.
Also here are some pictures of the store they were working on. Viva American Apparel. Simply for letting me crash in their motel room and eat Cracker Barrel, IHOP and Outback Steakhouse all in the same weekend.
Here are a couple of group photos to illustrate the level of bro I was dealing with. (Note the pumpkin resting on the van.)
Then in the morning...well actually four pm (which is when we finally woke up) there was this: