Saturday, April 12, 2008

That's what friends are for...

Best "I'm coming to town" announcement ever:

Subject: depraved majesty

Date: Apr 9, 2008 1:11 PM

hey dude,
WHat is up. I will be around NYC IN may I am driving these two Australian grind bands from MN to the MD death fest. Maybe you'd like to get gang banged by all those sweaty down undercocks while I sit on the wayside and draw sketches of the scene in a more futurisitic setting?

Actual photo of my friend who will be in town soon. I bet you wish you had friends who looked like this.