Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Hey there lover man

I always had such a crush on Anthony Bourdain, especially after reading his book. Sure he boasts about being hardcore in an embarrassingly old man fashion (kind of like a drunk uncle) but still, there is something undeniably badass about him...even if he is sort of hokey.

That was until I decided that his breath must smell terrible. Like sour coffee, stale cigarettes, and whiskey -- I can't imagine it any other way. That completely ruined him for me.

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