Do you have any idea what it does to a girl? Especially this girl?
Seriously, this is totally unacceptable. I ate a banana and it fucked me up, a BANANA!
That's the "B" in the BRAT diet. I'd hate to see what some crazy ass applesauce would do to me.
Well if nothing else that explains the blog today. I'm halfway derranged with hunger after two and a half days of nothing but seltzer.
And I'm bored as hell. Being home sick sucks. I watched all my Netflix and can't eat junkfood. I am damning myself for being so gung-ho about cancelling our cable. Now I can't even torture myself but watching hot-ass (aka hot asshole) Spike on Top Chef, what's the point of living?